Kim Jump Il?
As of 11:30 a.m. this morning Kim Jong Il has agreed to do his part in the revival of hip hop. After negotiations with Reb'l U leaders about his current side in the revolution against BITCH AZZNESS, he casually told Reb'l U reporters today that, " I am tired being outcasted by the rest of the world and too can do what it takes to be down with the movement . . . if that means no more nuclear threats and working with Kev Roc and D.Reid to save hip hop, then dammit that's what ill do! He further went on to inform us that he has assumed the moniker "J. Illy". All is possible through Reb'l Union, and you too can do your part to restore order.
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